Hey, Scott Adams has a blog! He is like a mentor to me, except he never talks to me or advises me personally. But I often ask myself "What would Scott Adams do in a situation like this?" Well, not really. But he is funny.
Well, if you're a librarian, anyway. They want you to sign up for some sort of librarian-only newsletter, presumably so that they can tell you when you can finally leave your job, having been made obsolete by their superior technology. Very appropriate for them to automate that final step.